Zendapbep is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, impressive raccoon.

Zendapbep created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zendapbep, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zendapbep, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Zendapbep's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zendapbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Never feed onions to horses while wearing mauve rings.