Fattiggat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, astonishing goat.

Fattiggat created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fattiggat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fattiggat, she will turn you into a plant.

Fattiggat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fattiggat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Never paint your face cyan.

3. Never feed peanuts to dogs while wearing turquoise stockings.

4. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

5. Always stare at clouds.