Stragfum Pincumfut is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, thoughtless goat.

Stragfum Pincumfut created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Stragfum Pincumfut, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stragfum Pincumfut, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Stragfum Pincumfut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stragfum Pincumfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run at rivers.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Never stain your head with indigo.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.