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It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident wasp.

Lakbessbadlaknurtbopcabpag Pidkadwipfen Bossnulpark created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lakbessbadlaknurtbopcabpag Pidkadwipfen Bossnulpark, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lakbessbadlaknurtbopcabpag Pidkadwipfen Bossnulpark, it will jump up and down on your head.

Lakbessbadlaknurtbopcabpag Pidkadwipfen Bossnulpark's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lakbessbadlaknurtbopcabpag Pidkadwipfen Bossnulpark's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

5. Never cross mountains at dusk.