Wipyartdav is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, generous wolf.

Wipyartdav created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipyartdav, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wipyartdav, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wipyartdav's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Wipyartdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Never allow voles to witness sacred rites.

3. Never skip in the presence of elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Wipyartdav in the centre of the settlement.