Fotbafligwatquamgarcet is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic raven.

Fotbafligwatquamgarcet created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotbafligwatquamgarcet, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fotbafligwatquamgarcet, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fotbafligwatquamgarcet's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fotbafligwatquamgarcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Never laugh in the presence of shrews.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Do not travel during spring.