Gubcusstar is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-powerful hedgehog.

Gubcusstar created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Gubcusstar, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gubcusstar, she will turn you into a dog.

Gubcusstar's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gubcusstar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

2. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

3. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never adorn your neck with violet markings.