Stafkomgepvillogleg is a god.

She takes the form of a large, blissful centaur.

Stafkomgepvillogleg created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafkomgepvillogleg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stafkomgepvillogleg, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stafkomgepvillogleg's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Stafkomgepvillogleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Never wear brown hats.

4. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.