Vinmonomin Wanvonknurtdavhap is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, narcissistic penguin.

Vinmonomin Wanvonknurtdavhap created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinmonomin Wanvonknurtdavhap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vinmonomin Wanvonknurtdavhap, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vinmonomin Wanvonknurtdavhap's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Vinmonomin Wanvonknurtdavhap's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Vinmonomin Wanvonknurtdavhap on top of all buildings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never pray while filled with envy.

5. Never travel toward the north during summer.