Sadbudnarlominhimzog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, idiotic fairy.

Sadbudnarlominhimzog created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Sadbudnarlominhimzog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sadbudnarlominhimzog, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sadbudnarlominhimzog's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Sadbudnarlominhimzog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.