Cissarmfebwot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, amazing swallow.

Cissarmfebwot created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissarmfebwot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cissarmfebwot, he will ignore you.

Cissarmfebwot's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cissarmfebwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Never stain your back with black.

4. Never talk about spacetime near eagles while wearing red hats.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.