Tadganpid Tailwotceb is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak wren.

Tadganpid Tailwotceb created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadganpid Tailwotceb, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tadganpid Tailwotceb, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tadganpid Tailwotceb's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tadganpid Tailwotceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Retreat if eight ants approach from the west.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must pray to Tadganpid Tailwotceb seven times a day.