Bamnurtfub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, calm hare.

Bamnurtfub created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamnurtfub, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bamnurtfub, it will not care.

Bamnurtfub's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bamnurtfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

3. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

4. Bamnurtfub must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about moons.