Bungamtarg Hamgepcun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind wasp.

Bungamtarg Hamgepcun created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bungamtarg Hamgepcun, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bungamtarg Hamgepcun, he will not invite you to parties.

Bungamtarg Hamgepcun's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bungamtarg Hamgepcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle silicon while unclean.

2. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Do not consume rice at dawn.

5. Always wear cyan.