Cinhunboss is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent duck.

Cinhunboss created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinhunboss, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cinhunboss, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cinhunboss' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cinhunboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Never sprint in summer.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cinhunboss.