Tarhubsan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful chinchilla.

Tarhubsan created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarhubsan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tarhubsan, he will laugh at you.

Tarhubsan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tarhubsan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always take life seriously.