Narfedhub is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, duplicitous rat.

Narfedhub created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narfedhub, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Narfedhub, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Narfedhub's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Narfedhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Remain standing during prayer.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.