Abflanlip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind owl.

Abflanlip created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abflanlip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Abflanlip, it will strike you with lightening.

Abflanlip's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Abflanlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide from violet snakes for they are unholy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.