Bodbesstip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, confident chinchilla.

Bodbesstip created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodbesstip, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bodbesstip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bodbesstip's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bodbesstip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never stain your feet with indigo.

3. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Never play with disobedient children.