Vidtarcud is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, ruthless hedgehog.

Vidtarcud created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidtarcud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vidtarcud, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vidtarcud's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Vidtarcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never touch blood while clean.