Nelstafdussdib Tarkombim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent grasshopper.

Nelstafdussdib Tarkombim created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Nelstafdussdib Tarkombim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nelstafdussdib Tarkombim, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nelstafdussdib Tarkombim's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nelstafdussdib Tarkombim's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

2. Nelstafdussdib Tarkombim loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.