Gadpadsat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, slow octopus.

Gadpadsat created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadpadsat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gadpadsat, he will ignore you.

Gadpadsat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gadpadsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never gather four rats near walls.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. You must love Gadpadsat.

5. Never paint your chest yellow.