Kannurlbop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless wolf.

Kannurlbop created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kannurlbop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kannurlbop, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kannurlbop's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Kannurlbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare gooseberries while wearing jumpers.

2. Never allow goats to witness sacred rites.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.