Nad Komvonkik Quimmob is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous raven.

Nad Komvonkik Quimmob created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nad Komvonkik Quimmob, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nad Komvonkik Quimmob, he will boil you in a big pot.

Nad Komvonkik Quimmob's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Nad Komvonkik Quimmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never speak at dusk.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near snakes while wearing pink kilts and balancing four silicon spheres on your legs.