Ortbenvid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, idiotic fox.

Ortbenvid created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ortbenvid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ortbenvid, she will try to impress you with trees.

Ortbenvid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ortbenvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always share tomatoes with strangers, but never with frogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Always act with patience.