Fagragarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful hedgehog.

Fagragarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagragarp, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fagragarp, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fagragarp's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fagragarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Fagragarp on top of all buildings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never laugh in holy places.