Wiknakkap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, sage capybara.

Wiknakkap created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiknakkap, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wiknakkap, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wiknakkap's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Wiknakkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not fashion tools from tin.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Always wash your feet before prayer.