Vidbadnab Hogdunvon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, annoying lion.

Vidbadnab Hogdunvon created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbadnab Hogdunvon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidbadnab Hogdunvon, he will turn you into a snail.

Vidbadnab Hogdunvon's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Vidbadnab Hogdunvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning moons.

2. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Never mention aardvarks.