Pighamtal is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent cat.

Pighamtal created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pighamtal, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pighamtal, she will turn you into a rock.

Pighamtal's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Pighamtal's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Pighamtal must be the most important thing in your life.