Parkdancip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonest troll.

Parkdancip created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkdancip, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Parkdancip, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Parkdancip's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Parkdancip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near birds while wearing gray boots and balancing seven silicon spheres on your neck.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Parkdancip.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Parkdancip.