Titsagvid is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart pigeon.

Titsagvid created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titsagvid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Titsagvid, she will strike you with lightening.

Titsagvid's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Titsagvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare strawberries while filled with fear.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not skip at crossroads.

5. Do not study enzymes on holy days.