Cubdussaw is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing spider.

Cubdussaw created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Cubdussaw, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cubdussaw, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cubdussaw's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cubdussaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Never feed figs to horses while wearing hats.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.