Quillfodsid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthinking newt.

Quillfodsid created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillfodsid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quillfodsid, it will curse you with boils.

Quillfodsid's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Quillfodsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying wood.

2. Never record names.

3. Never chant while facing west.

4. Do not place cherries upon stone.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near cats while wearing gray kilts and balancing eight lead spheres on your feet.