Nigarnpidfomrigcibsis is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm squirrel.

Nigarnpidfomrigcibsis created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigarnpidfomrigcibsis, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nigarnpidfomrigcibsis, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nigarnpidfomrigcibsis' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nigarnpidfomrigcibsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not shave your feet.