Kadyartbog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing faun.

Kadyartbog created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadyartbog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kadyartbog, she will turn you into a rat.

Kadyartbog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Kadyartbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink shorts on sacred days.

2. Do not consume rice at dawn.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never approach mountains carrying bone.

5. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the south.