Mapvogwadrul is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, stupid shrew.

Mapvogwadrul created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapvogwadrul, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mapvogwadrul, he will torture you forever.

Mapvogwadrul's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Mapvogwadrul's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never travel toward the south during winter.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.