Yimrowlist is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud pig.

Yimrowlist created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimrowlist, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yimrowlist, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yimrowlist's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yimrowlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Yimrowlist on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat onions on holy days.