Sadpanhasquam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, self-assured armadillo.

Sadpanhasquam created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadpanhasquam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sadpanhasquam, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sadpanhasquam's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sadpanhasquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Run away from pink dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Hide from green mice for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.