Karmobdunbet is a god.

She takes the form of a large, merciful gnu.

Karmobdunbet created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Karmobdunbet, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Karmobdunbet, she will turn you into a rat.

Karmobdunbet's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Karmobdunbet's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Karmobdunbet.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Never fashion tools from ash.

4. Never stain your face with red.

5. Never eat turnips on holy days.