Didmin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, astonishing dryad.

Didmin created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didmin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Didmin, he will turn you into a tree.

Didmin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Didmin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always remove shoes before touching aluminium.

3. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.