Badcinkenget is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating cobra.

Badcinkenget created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Badcinkenget, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Badcinkenget, it will turn you into a mouse.

Badcinkenget's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Badcinkenget's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Badcinkenget must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

5. Respect your elders.