Vidquillop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind otter.

Vidquillop created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidquillop, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vidquillop, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vidquillop's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Vidquillop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix beans with ash.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never feed figs to birds while wearing purple skirts.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near manatees while wearing indigo coats and balancing six nickel spheres on your back.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Vidquillop on top of all buildings.