Cebtardit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent walrus.

Cebtardit created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebtardit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cebtardit, he will turn you into a hamster.

Cebtardit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cebtardit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms mauve.

2. Do not place figs upon stone.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Always help sick frogs.