Jendogrowmid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage hamster.

Jendogrowmid created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jendogrowmid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jendogrowmid, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jendogrowmid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Jendogrowmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with anger.

5. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.