Hiningjin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hiningjin created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hiningjin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hiningjin, he will be mildly annoyed.

Hiningjin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hiningjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help gulls.