Gesshubbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking bee.

Gesshubbeg created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gesshubbeg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gesshubbeg, it will torture you forever.

Gesshubbeg's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gesshubbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Never feed lots of nuts to snakes while wearing turquoise scarves.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. Always count to three before sleeping.