Faslagsterkon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud bird.

Faslagsterkon created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Faslagsterkon, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Faslagsterkon, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Faslagsterkon's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Faslagsterkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Faslagsterkon must be the most important thing in your life.