Gofafcedflat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, happy faun.

Gofafcedflat created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofafcedflat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gofafcedflat, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gofafcedflat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gofafcedflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare figs during autumn.

2. Do not prepare nuts while filled with pride.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not listen to music.