Sugtargnel is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-powerful fish.

Sugtargnel created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugtargnel, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sugtargnel, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sugtargnel's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sugtargnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with orange.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never approach rivers carrying clay.