Guptarplad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing horse.

Guptarplad created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Guptarplad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Guptarplad, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Guptarplad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Guptarplad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Guptarplad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Never wear violet shirts on sacred days.

5. Never write about optics.